| Life Is A Lemon (And I Want My Money Back) |
| I want my money back! I want my money back! It's all or nothing, and nothing's all I ever get Everytime I turn it on, I burn it up and burn it out It's always something, there's always something going wrong That's the only guarantee, that's what this is all about It's a never ending attack, everything's a lie and that's a fact Life is a lemon and I want my money back And all the morons and all the stooges with their coins They're the ones who make the rules, It's not a game, it's just a rout There's desperation, there's desperation in the air It leaves a stain on all your clothes And no detergent gets it out And we're always slipping thru the cracks Slippin' Then the movie's over, fade to black Life is a lemon and I want my money back I want my money back, I want my money back What about love? It's defective - it's always breaking in half What about sex? It's defective - it's never built to really last What about your family? It's defective - all the batteries are shot What about your friends? They're defective - all the parts are out of stock What about hope? It's defective - it's corroded and decayed What about faith? It's defective - it's tattered and it's frayed What about your Gods? They're defective - They forgot the warranty What about your town? It's defective - it's a dead end street to me What about your school? It's defective - it's a pack of useless lies What about your work? It's defective - it's a crock and then you die What about your childhood? It's defective - it's dead and buried in the past What about your future? It's defective - and you can shove it up your ass! I want my money back - life is a lemon I want my money back - life is a lemon, life is a lemon It's all or nothing, and nothing's all I ever get Everytime I turn it on, I burn it up and burn it out It's a never ending attack, Everything's a lie and that's a fact Life is a lemon and I want my money back And we're always slipping thru the cracks Slippin' Then the movie's over, fade to black Life is a lemon and I want my money back Back, back, back, back! I want my money back, I want my money back Life is a lemon |